Happy Halloween Dachshund

A very long dachshund in a black glitter sweater that says HAPPY, standing on top of glittery orange HALLOWEEN letters, wearing a little witch hat. There's a jack-o-lantern by his feet. He's one solid piece, so you just put him down somewhere and he's done. About 11 inches long and 7 tall, so he'll stretch across a mantel or a hall table without taking over.